Zeeded

To be extremely high off marijuana, Another word for stoned or zoinked.

Noun version: Zed a short term for zombie
Zeeded is the adjective version of Zed because you’re so high you’re like a zombie.

Yo bro I just shmacked the carti 6 times and I’m zeeded asl rn.
My guy your eyes are hellee red , you zeeded af

by Thehoodedman December 7, 2018

zeeked

a shitty ass haircut

yo ob, your bitchass just got zeeked

by johnny deeper July 12, 2006

Zeedep-skee

A guy with horrible luck in general, specifically with women. A zeedep-skee is only attracted to crazy women and lets these women walk all over him because he feels bad for them, but in the end, the Zeedep-skee is the one to be pitied.

When you want to see your girlfriend, but your car has broken down (random, bad luck problem) and she gets angry with you... and you apologize for your car breaking down...you're a Zeedep-skee.

by Fergrim May 30, 2004

zeedled

adj. The condition or state of being of the homosexual persuasion; being gay like old man dak.

I discovered Justin Bieber's discography on dak's mp3 player, proving for once and for all dak is zeedled.

by CaptKirby November 26, 2010

Zeezed

When you're playing a competitive multiplayer game, and it seems like the entire opposing team jumps you all at once.

I was playing CS:GO and the entire team shot me up at the same time! WTF!? I just got zeezed!

by Khaaat November 8, 2020

Zeeped

a term used when you are mentally or physically exhausted.

“I was going to go to the store today but I was zeeped”

by GizmoTaylor September 14, 2018

Zeeted

The double-past tense of "Zooted".
Most commonly used when recalling crazy times where one became Zooted.

"bruh. I been so zeeted lately, I can barely remember my name."

by Bumpinmomssince98 October 16, 2018