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The double-past tense of "Zooted".
Most commonly used when recalling crazy times where one became Zooted.
"bruh. I been so zeeted lately, I can barely remember my name."
Zeeted by Bumpinmomssince98 October 16, 2018
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A word used in relation to being stumped
Dude 1: Bruh whats 2x + (-12x)/13 +2?
Dude 2: Idk bruh im zeeted
Zeeted by LMFAIO December 26, 2018
Related Words
Zeeted zeeked zested zeeter Zeeded zeened Zeeped Zeeteem Zeezed zewted
“I was gone for so long that when I got back they were all zeeted”
Zeeted by Urmomthebomb December 27, 2024
yo ob, your bitchass just got zeeked
zeeked by johnny deeper July 12, 2006
Zeeteem is the best and cutest newgrounds user in the platform who has joined in 2021, and later in 2022 zee and meishu were shipped
Zeeteem is the best <3
Zeeteem by MeishuLovesZeeUwU July 23, 2022
Clayton was soo zewted at 7 Eleven that he blacked out.
zewted by Chief n' Beans August 11, 2010
When you're playing a competitive multiplayer game, and it seems like the entire opposing team jumps you all at once.
I was playing CS:GO and the entire team shot me up at the same time! WTF!? I just got zeezed!
Zeezed by Khaaat November 8, 2020
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