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Zayrxilla 

Zayrxilla, what a name, you can't stop yourself from saying it.
It's like she watched some Godzilla movie, but she didn't. Idk why that's even her name.
Enough about that, lets talk about her.
What's she like?
WELL, close your eyes and imagine the moments you cherish the most, like fucking Christmas, rippin’ open that piñata for the first time, grabbing a free slushie at 7/11 on 7/11, finding $20 in your jeans after you take them out the dryer, that one song your passenger princess actually knows and you both start singing. Imagine biting into a fucking Windys burger, and instead of meat it drips and pusses pure solid confidence in your soul, like you just wanna have her to yourself. GOD DAMN IT I AM SO IN LOVE, YA'LL BACK OFF OR I'LL FUCK YOU.
Hey Zayrxilla! "I'm sowwy."
Zayrxilla by Valatype October 1, 2025
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liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
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Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.
"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"
Word of the Day on June 17, 2026
Jenny got in more trouble after being arrested because she had priors.
priors by Jermaine Young. October 14, 2008
Word of the Day on June 16, 2026