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Zayrxilla, what a name, you can't stop yourself from saying it.
It's like she watched some Godzilla movie, but she didn't. Idk why that's even her name.
Enough about that, lets talk about her.
What's she like?
WELL, close your eyes and imagine the moments you cherish the most, like fucking Christmas, rippin’ open that piñata for the first time, grabbing a free slushie at 7/11 on 7/11, finding $20 in your jeans after you take them out the dryer, that one song your passenger princess actually knows and you both start singing. Imagine biting into a fucking Windys burger, and instead of meat it drips and pusses pure solid confidence in your soul, like you just wanna have her to yourself. GOD DAMN IT I AM SO IN LOVE, YA'LL BACK OFF OR I'LL FUCK YOU.
It's like she watched some Godzilla movie, but she didn't. Idk why that's even her name.
Enough about that, lets talk about her.
What's she like?
WELL, close your eyes and imagine the moments you cherish the most, like fucking Christmas, rippin’ open that piñata for the first time, grabbing a free slushie at 7/11 on 7/11, finding $20 in your jeans after you take them out the dryer, that one song your passenger princess actually knows and you both start singing. Imagine biting into a fucking Windys burger, and instead of meat it drips and pusses pure solid confidence in your soul, like you just wanna have her to yourself. GOD DAMN IT I AM SO IN LOVE, YA'LL BACK OFF OR I'LL FUCK YOU.
by Valatype October 1, 2025
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