To some people, misfortune is a sad thing. Not for a Zator. A Zator can find the funny, light side of someone else's misfortune and make you believe
there's nothing wrong with laughing.
Guy 1: (walking with a limp)
Zator: How much you think he can deadlift?
Guy 2: Not sure, 350 pounds?
Zator: ARE YOU KIDDING ME? That man can not deadlift 350 pounds. He can't
even walk. In fact, he can't even read. And you think an illiterategimp can
deadlift 350 pounds? You're not running on all 4 cylinders man.
(n.) a blind swordsman said to be of the Edo period (1603 to 1868) in Japan, he looks absolutely harmless, but he willliterally chop you into pieces if you fuck with him
(v.) to be owned to such an extent by a blind dude that words cannot even begin to express how badly you got your ass kicked.
(n.) a blind swordsman whose greatness is said to know no bounds and trounces even the level of greatness chuck norris achieved over the years, he is said to have known the cure for all diseases (I can't put AIDS or cancer because of my freinds morals), the path to world peace, the answer to the question of world peace, and he literally knows your every thought of every day of every hour of every minute of every second of every millisecond (he even knows that im writing this overly cliched example).
(v.)
Person 1: Hey bro, did you hear about how little Timmy beat the shit out of Tyson?
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppymetrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."