Zapple

Literally, "zapped nipple". Walk across a carpet on a dry day, then touch a companion - male or female - through their clothing on their chest to deliver a static shock directly to their areola. The sensation is not painful or lasting, but is hard to forget. Also known as the "Areola Borealis"

He: "Hey, ever have a Zapple?"
She: "What is that, iced tea?"
He: "Nope (zap!)"
She: "OW! You @#$% ! ! !"

Zapple by Unkie Al December 10, 2005

Zapple

The act of thrill or shock when none is expected ; being thrilled or shocked when not expected.

1. Wow that ride was full of suprises, I really got zappled !

2. This ride is scary, it’s full of zapple!

Zapple by Fortniteballs June 25, 2021

Zapple Rule

The rule governing the procedure for backseat vehicular seating arrangements. If three passengers are forced to sit in the backseat of vehicle containing three spots, the Zapple Rule applies. The first two passengers to yell 'zapple' are given a door-side seat. The remaining passenger is given the middle seat.

Jimmy: "Hey Joe, Frank, and Sam. My cousin Tim is riding in the front passenger seat, so you will all have to ride in the backseat of my 1996 Toyota Camry."
Joe: "Zapple!"
Frank: "Zapple!"
Sam: "Oh shucks, the Zapple Rule. I guess I will have to ride in the middle, but luckily, this Camry's backseat is spacious!"

Zapple Rule by TT29034 November 16, 2011

Zapalese 

A highly misunderstood language whose proper pronunciation is guaranteed after several cocktails. Zapalese is characterized by heavy slurring, aggressive use of profanity and rapid fluctuations in volume.

Although Eric was really into the story he was telling, no one else at the bar could understand his Zapalese.

Zapalese by Shack96 July 18, 2006

Zaple 

A Zaple is a young gay, male teacher, typically around the age of twenty who many of his female pupils have a crush on him because he is deemed handsome. The problem is, the Zaple gets involved in gangbangs with other men and when he comes out as gay, all the girls beat him at the start at every lesson.

Thomas: Boi did you see that Zaple get spanked by all those girls at lunch?
James: Lol I saw that and it was funny af

Zaple by DankManatee683 November 14, 2017

Yap Zapper 

A novel new invention that humanely temporarily silences those annoying neighborhood yapping dogs for up to 24 hours per zap.

Honey, why don’t ‘ya grab the Yap Zapper, so we can get some sleep?

Yap Zapper by Dr Bunnygirl September 10, 2019

Yapper Zapper 

A humane and highly effective stun-gun type of instrument that’s used to silence the highly annoying yapper next door who is the bane of your otherwise quiet existence.

I got myself a Yapper Zapper and was pleased to see that it gently ushers any yappy dog into a sudden and prolonged nap that is pleasurable both to the dog as well as to the entire neighborhood!

Yapper Zapper by Dr Bunnygirl May 12, 2021