Zample
Zample by MylesNagCopaleen November 29, 2011
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Zaple
A Zaple is a young gay, male teacher, typically around the age of twenty who many of his female pupils have a crush on him because he is deemed handsome. The problem is, the Zaple gets involved in gangbangs with other men and when he comes out as gay, all the girls beat him at the start at every lesson.
Thomas: Boi did you see that Zaple get spanked by all those girls at lunch?
James: Lol I saw that and it was funny af
James: Lol I saw that and it was funny af
Zaple by DankManatee683 November 14, 2017
zamalek
Nickname for popular beer, Carling Black Label, in South Africa. It is a strong beer popular in townships. In the 1990s the Egyptian football club Zamalek played against South African side Kaiser Chiefs and handed them a walloping. Local fans claimed that Zamalek football club was as strong as Carling Black Label.
Zapple Rule
The rule governing the procedure for backseat vehicular seating arrangements. If three passengers are forced to sit in the backseat of vehicle containing three spots, the Zapple Rule applies. The first two passengers to yell 'zapple' are given a door-side seat. The remaining passenger is given the middle seat.
Jimmy: "Hey Joe, Frank, and Sam. My cousin Tim is riding in the front passenger seat, so you will all have to ride in the backseat of my 1996 Toyota Camry."
Joe: "Zapple!"
Frank: "Zapple!"
Sam: "Oh shucks, the Zapple Rule. I guess I will have to ride in the middle, but luckily, this Camry's backseat is spacious!"
Joe: "Zapple!"
Frank: "Zapple!"
Sam: "Oh shucks, the Zapple Rule. I guess I will have to ride in the middle, but luckily, this Camry's backseat is spacious!"
Zapple Rule by TT29034 November 16, 2011