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A Russian term for a period of time encompassed by drinking. A zapoi can be defined by the first action upon waking up- drinking. A proper zapoi lasts at least a week.
I need a zapoi to calm down.
zapoi by Lev2010 December 29, 2010
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When one withdraws from society to drink excessively. Typically one will initiate a zapoi following a mental breakdown. Setting up a zapoi requires several steps
1. Turn off all of your lights and board up your windows
2. Consume cheap vodka and or drugs
Example 1:
Me, "My girlfriend just made me watch a broadway play with her parents."
My friend "Jesus you need a zapoi."

Example 2
Me "Jesus Christ I just walked in on Tommy gnawing on a cold hot pocket and sipping vodka on his bathroom floor."
Friend "Just let him be, he's having a zapoi."
Zapoi by BuddDwyer6 October 28, 2014
Related Words
zapoi zapoint zapping Zapoutine zaphia zaphire Zapi zapien zapoy Zappianous
Binge drinking: Russian style.
- Drink until you pass out.
Are you guys ready to zapoi?!
zapoi by JonBanx September 10, 2005
A person who abuses people who he believes are under him in status.
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Zapien by rorozco May 8, 2010
An activity in which one subjects themselves to two or more days of continuous drunkenness, sometimes lasting up to a week. Also, it is the Roman Alphabet spelling of "Запой", the Russian word for binge drinking.
One study found that among Russian men ages 25–54, about 10% had at least one episode of zapoy in the past year.
zapoy by vagabond686 April 28, 2010

zamoimoi 

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Zaboing! 

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