A Russian term for a period of time encompassed by drinking. A zapoi can be defined by the first action upon waking up- drinking. A proper zapoi lasts at least a week.
When one withdraws from society to drink excessively. Typically one will initiate a zapoi following a mental breakdown. Setting up a zapoi requires several steps
1. Turn off all of your lights and board up your windows 2. Consume cheap vodka and or drugs
Example 1:
Me, "My girlfriend just made me watch a broadway play with her parents."
My friend "Jesus you need a zapoi."
Example 2
Me "Jesus Christ I just walked in on Tommy gnawing on a cold hot pocket and sipping vodka on his bathroom floor."
Friend "Just let him be, he's having a zapoi."
An activity in which one subjects themselves to two or more days of continuous drunkenness, sometimes lasting up to a week. Also, it is the Roman Alphabet spelling of "Запой", the Russian word for binge drinking.
One study found that among Russian men ages 25–54, about 10% had at least one episode of zapoy in the past year.
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!