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Zapatos is another word for shoes.
Ahhhh I got shit on my zapatos.
zapatos by Clay Monette October 6, 2003

Zapatista 

A member of a revolutionary group in Chiapas in southern Mexico, which fights against neo-liberalism and for self-determination by the local indigenous peoples. It has an armed wing, the EZLN, and a political wing, the FZLN.
The Zapatistas have become iconic in the anti-capitalist movement, especially through their enigmatic figurehead, Subcomandante Marcos, who wears a ski-mask and writes almost poetic works of theory/strategy.

Zapato Surprise 

The act of dropping a load in someones shoes.
I'm so pissed off right now man.

Why?

Last night someone gave me a Zapato Surprise.

ooooooh shoot!
Zapato Surprise by Aniahlater March 18, 2011

zapatona 

a social outcast , at the bottom of schools social pyramid. Normally found as kpop fans, otakus and gays. You may usually find them hanging out with the moms of the class on social events.
Damn what a virgin! That’s such a zapatona behavior.

*fails at P.E* What are you a Zapatona?
zapatona by stickersucks October 5, 2021