Yoyism 

Noun: Yoyism is a very awesome religion, in which believers spend their lives worshipping Yoy and feeling inspired by the Messiah, David Cutley. They actively avoid speaking of the dreaded John Tetanus.

Jak: I recently converted to Yoyism.
Jacob: Swag.

Yoyism by Albert Cutley December 7, 2024

Yonism 

Yonism is the sacred doctrine of the divine feminine. It derives from the world's most ancient knowing that MOTHER is GOD, not father.

Yonism is the return to fertility worship of the Goddess. Yonist practitioners bow down and worship the black woman as the living representation of God. Her vagina being the path to source; as it is the portal from which all humans arise and therefore, the place of veneration and worship.

David believes the black woman is God, lives by her wisdom and follows her leadership; therefore David is a yonist and practices yonism.

Yonism rivals all other faiths because it is the religion of the black goddess.

In yonism, God's pronouns are "SHE/HER"... Anything else is blasphemy!

Yonism by Goddess Akasha Divïnn October 3, 2022

yogism 

(pronounced yogi-ism) A malapropism (see Webster's Dictionary) stating truth in a humorous manner, attributed to famous New York Yankee catcher, Yogi Berra.

"Deja vu all over again" or "it ain't over til it's over" are classic yogisms.

yogism by The Wyndbraker September 28, 2006

Yorismar 

Yorismar is a girl with a lot of feeling but doesn’t show it. She loves and cares for the people she knows. Has short hair and a THIQQ body. She is beautiful

,creative, and smart. She’s in love with boys name Yamil.

Wow that one girl named Yorismar is such a cutie

Yorismar by Babysss November 11, 2018

yolisma 

Beautiful, caring, intelligent, nice body truly one of a kind.

I wish my girlfriends name was yolisma.

yolisma by Yolisma July 17, 2021

Yonism 

a philosophical & spiritual practice that specializes in the worship, education & empowerment of the black woman as a Deity & her vagina (called the yoni) as the most precious & sacred organism not only for the black woman but also in relation to the creation of all humanity.

Tyron believes in Yonism so much that he bows down to his Goddess & worships her!

Yonism by Salim Divïnn February 7, 2023

Yomismogt 

An odd monkey-like human, often found in Middle or Southern America.

Hey look! Its a Yomismogt!

Yomismogt by Jon Doe December 19, 2004