your what?
phrase used when someone calls you gay/fag/homo/idiot/queer/bitch/slut/anything used negatively and you just reply with, your what?
your what? by apoc trapaholic September 30, 2009
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your what hurts?
used when someone is having a bitchfest and ranting on and on about some complaint. tell, them, your what hurts, and it basically means shut up and stop bitching.
so i'm so tired today and i woke up late and i couldn't find my homework then i forgot my cell phone....
...dude, your what hurts??
...dude, your what hurts??
your what hurts? by whatever betsy October 26, 2007
your what hurts?
When someone is ranting about something that you don’t have the time to pay attention to, you reply “your what hurts?”. very effective in shutting the person up
person: did you hear about that conflict in french guiana?
person 2: your what hurts?
person: nevermind
person 2: your what hurts?
person: nevermind
your what hurts? by valleylog July 15, 2022
fuck your what
A response to a question or statement when it is unheard, not understood, or the answer is not known. Used often when conversing with someone who speaks with an accent or speaks in a foreign language.
"Damn, that snow bunny got bank! Check out them fly ass dub-deuces on her ride!"
"...fuck your what?"
"...fuck your what?"
fuck your what by James Vesper February 18, 2009
No one gives a fuck about what your name is on urban dictionary so fuck off
People who look up there name on urban dictionary looking for something like Josh-nice, funny, cool, huge dick and hot af. They post it on there story to show people that there's more then one perso in the fucking world with the same name as then and decided to write a paragraph about it....
No one gives a fuck about what your name is on urban dictionary so fuck off Something your would say to your friends on your annoying Snapchat feed that won't stop posting there dumbass names. or a answer to your annoying friends whom post this shit on there snapchats when no one gives a fuck
National Do What Your Boyfriend Says Day
On June 4 of every year it comes time for National Do What Your Boyfriend Says Day. Girlfriends and boyfriends all across the world have to succumb to the pressure and dirty requests from their boyfriends. Wether they want you to buy them food or treat them to other things.. unfortunately you have no say.
Hey girlfriend! It's National Do What Your Boyfriend Says Day. Come over here and let me clap your cheeks then buy me food.
National Do What Your Boyfriend Says Day by blondebitch69 April 27, 2020
That's what your mom said
A clever combination of "that's what she said" and "your mom!". It was created to avoid the argument that "that's what she said" creates confusion because "she" is nobody while adding the punch of "your mom" jokes to it.
The phrase "last night" may be added to the end if extra pwnage is needed.
The phrase "last night" may be added to the end if extra pwnage is needed.
Person 1: "Whoa, that's a big hot dog"
Person 2: "That's what your mom said!"
Person 1: "Whoa, that's a big hot dog"
Person 2: "That's what your mom said last night!"
Person 2: "That's what your mom said!"
Person 1: "Whoa, that's a big hot dog"
Person 2: "That's what your mom said last night!"
That's what your mom said by Nikki Duff August 26, 2008
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