Your toes.

Hand em over.

Your toes. Hand em over.

by theflying_egg September 24, 2020

on your toes

Always ready for the unexpected.

V: " I wasn't expecting that"

R: "I gotta keep you on your toes"

by Urban potato December 10, 2017

stubbing your toe

Inexplicable pain beyond fucking measure. Unimaginable aching. Worse than giving birth to a porcupine.

1. I stubbed my toe on the wall FFFFFFUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKK

2. Stubbing your toe is like getting a blowjob with teeth from satan

by The fictionary June 24, 2014

touch your toes

Expression used usually by a guy when he wants to doop the ass.

"Bend over to the front and touch your toes"

by Joyc June 1, 2005

humping your toes

to spend time in a wasteful, unproductive manner.

Stop humping your toes and mow the fucking lawn!!!!

by Merlin Bunker August 8, 2007

wiggle your toes

A nursing term used to distract patients from realising they're about to be stabbed with a huge needle.

And roll up your sleeve....drop your arm and give it a shake. And wiggle your toes. Boom!!!?? There we go, all done. Next....?

by I.Vor Biggen November 18, 2013

spread your toes

Spread your toes: To die, to expire to cease to exist. A common and almost humorous way to express death.

To “Spread your toes”. When did uncle Matt spread his toes? “Oh:He spread his toes on July 9th” To die, to punch out, to crap out.

Strictly speaking a description of a death.

by Gregg The Lawrencville Hunkey April 22, 2018