by Urban potato December 11, 2017
Inexplicable pain beyond fucking measure. Unimaginable aching. Worse than giving birth to a porcupine.
1. I stubbed my toe on the wall FFFFFFUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKK
2. Stubbing your toe is like getting a blowjob with teeth from satan
2. Stubbing your toe is like getting a blowjob with teeth from satan
by The fictionary June 25, 2014
by Joyc May 28, 2005
by Merlin Bunker August 7, 2007
A nursing term used to distract patients from realising they're about to be stabbed with a huge needle.
And roll up your sleeve....drop your arm and give it a shake. And wiggle your toes. Boom!!!?? There we go, all done. Next....?
by I.Vor Biggen November 18, 2013
Spread your toes: To die, to expire to cease to exist. A common and almost humorous way to express death.
To “Spread your toes”. When did uncle Matt spread his toes? “Oh:He spread his toes on July 9th” To die, to punch out, to crap out.
Strictly speaking a description of a death.
Strictly speaking a description of a death.
by Gregg The Lawrencville Hunkey December 26, 2017