Your mom bro 

You: man I wish I have a mom
Your friend: at least I have a mom
You: *pun*

Your died… rip your mom bro

Your mom bro by Smortdude6578 June 9, 2021

Your mom's your bro 

A more polite way of saying your mom's a hoe.

(kid who's mom is actually a hoe)
Hey man your mom's your bro!

Your mom's your bro by Basscrack November 13, 2019

Who know moms are really good, I don’t you to your mom is perfect dancer, bro fool my mom, not that good at dancing, you’ll be lucky you lucky 

who knew moms can dance. I don’t know you but your mom is a perfect dancer. Bro my mom is not that good at dancing. You are lucky

“Who know moms are really good, I don’t you to your mom is perfect dancer, bro fool my mom, not that good at dancing, you’ll be lucky you lucky” was used in a tiktok comment on krithi.com’s page

Who know moms are really good, I don’t you to your mom is perfect dancer, bro fool my mom, not that good at dancing, you’ll be lucky you lucky by Djlaixbfuxis August 25, 2021

I broke your mom's water 

When you start to penetrate a pregnant woman so deep, it goes up the babies ass.

Man 1: Dude, I broke your mom's water last night.

Man 2: When we get home, let me beat your ass.

I broke your mom's water by Manwithaboat October 14, 2017