your dog

One of the more recent variations of "your mom". Generally used so as not to offend people without a mother.

"So where are we going today?"
"Your dog wants to know!"

"You suck!"
"Your dog sucks!"

by kaylurb January 9, 2006

Your Dog

Literally a shithead who shits. What else did you expect?

"Your dog is a major shithead!" said, John. "I know, But he has to shit!" said Pam.

by >>Evelyn<< December 19, 2018

smooth your dog

A Bristolian phrase for petting your dog.

Bypasser: Ooh lavely dag, do yous mind if I smooth your dog?
Dog walker: Err, OK?

by MNZT November 26, 2016

CURB YOUR DOG

The term "Curb Your Dog" basically has two meanings. One meaning is to keep your dog under control and out of trouble ... ie; keep your dog leashed and/or confine to your property as to keep them from causing trouble for others. It also means to pick up your dog's poo when they are out of your property ... EX: while on walks and/or at the local park you should carry plastic bags and watch for when and where your dog takes a crap and clean it up! No one likes to step in and/or smell dog poo!

While out walking her dogs, Jen saw a sign that read "Please Curb Your Dog". She then remembered that she forgot the poo bags and went back home to get them.

We have been having problems with the neighbor's dog getting in our yard and digging and/or pooing the yard. So we got one of those "Curb Your Dog" signs.

by flutter September 1, 2007

clap your dog

When you have sex with someone's dog to spite them

Shut up Henry, I'm going to clap your dog.

by Dcprentiss February 26, 2017

Cap Your Dog

a) A saying to call someone out on their lying ways

- What is said to someone who is lying
b)To put a cap on your dog

Person 1: "Dude I got with these two absolute BADDIES last night"
Person 2: "Cap your dog"

by peebs4lyfe January 11, 2023

train your dog

aka TYD aka Train it aka you just got trained...means to get embarrased (corrected, yelled at, humiliated) in front of multiple people... possibly at work, however the origin of the phrase comes from a drunk "Billy" after a long day of drinking

Did you see Billy train Johnson's dog...

I will train your dog bitch!!

by Billy Billski May 26, 2008