on your bike 

british slang term politely telling some one to fuck off or when your done talking to someone but they keep talking

kim: your boyfriend is an amazing kisser
isabel: sod off
kim: on your bike

on your bike by shortiewantsomelovin May 25, 2008

Get on your bike

To get on one's bike is simply to tell another person to fuck off.

Man1: Oi you wanker you stole my chips!
Man2: Get on your bike you bastard and ride it!

Get on your bike by Bex2906 August 20, 2006

on your bike mike

Synonym for "Fuck off". Works best if the persons name is Mike.

- "Aye mate can you sling us a ciggie?"
"nah mate"
- "you're a fuckin dog cunt"
"on your bike mike"

on your bike mike by Herbington August 19, 2016

turn your bike round 

To go and have a shit, poo, crap etc

Blimey mate i am touching cloth and have a huge tortoise head i really need to go and turn my bike round, see you in five, or:

Your'e twitching like you need to go and turn your bike round mate

turn your bike round by Ed209 February 26, 2006

Park your Bike 

Otherwise refered to as a builders backside - ie bottom exposing itself from the top of your trousers. Somewhere to Park Your Bike.

Hey, park your bike! Jasus, put it away

Park your Bike by Abbot August 27, 2003

Riding your bike backwards 

Anal sex and or anything that involves anal pleasure

Joe just went "Riding your bike backwards" all over that woman.

Riding your bike backwards by PoniBoyee April 19, 2011

hop on your bike 

to become serious about something

1. I'm not joking... I;m about to hop on my bike..

2.bring it on! I'm already on my bike!

3. Do you think im kidding? cause im not. hop on your bike and stop acting like a fool

hop on your bike by blackaneseninja February 18, 2011