Your mom's credit card

Bob: I'm better than you at Fortnite! Ha!
Dan: But I have your mom's credit card

Bob: *deletes Fortnite*

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your mom's house

Where I stop to get my rocks off urry night.

My boss: Hey, where were you last night?
Me: Your mom's house.

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Your father dipped to the Maldives after committing fraud on Wall Street. He met a hoe, and here you are.

It's simple, your mom's a hoe

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A comeback for someone who has run out of comebacks. Usually in response to "Your mom."

-Your mom!
-... your mom's mom! Shut up!

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Someone tooks your mom's credit card to buy robux and premium on roblox

Kim: Haha noob i am better than you on adopt me
Yeon: I have Your mom's credit card
Kim: *lefts the game*

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The first thing you've seen in your life. And the last thing I've seen today

your mom's pussy is where I came in, and where you came out

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-Often used in place of your mom.
-Derived from the motion picture Mean Girls.

Dad: Who is this?
Kayla: your mom's chest hair

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