your dog 

One of the more recent variations of "your mom". Generally used so as not to offend people without a mother.

"So where are we going today?"
"Your dog wants to know!"

"You suck!"
"Your dog sucks!"

your dog by kaylurb January 9, 2006

Your Dog 

Literally a shithead who shits. What else did you expect?

"Your dog is a major shithead!" said, John. "I know, But he has to shit!" said Pam.

Your Dog by >>Evelyn<< December 19, 2018

your dog speaks chinese 

One of the best and iconic Kpop quotes/memes made by the one and only Eric Nam, while he was doing a watermelon challenge on Amber Liu's channel

Amber: JackJack, go home (in chinese)
Eric: Your dog speaks chinese

your dog speaks chinese by sujark November 19, 2020

your dog wants steak 

I wrote it as part of an approved Fark submission for the Japanese device. It was NOT from a commercial or one of the actual stock phrases. I repeated it on an approved Fark submission the next day for a devise that supposedly translated a human baby's cries. After two approvals with the phrase, a bunch of lightbulbs went off.

Your dog wants steak.

your dog wants steak by Farker with regret June 22, 2004

your dog a frog 

The comeback killer for pets

Your granny a tranny

No u
No u
Your dog a frog

your dog a frog by Griffball123 March 24, 2018

Your dog hump cat 

Better than "your mom gay, your dad lesbian, and your granny tranny"

Carl: Your granny tranny
Joe: Your dog hump cat
Carl: *Dies*

Your dog hump cat by Zombie620Slayer March 15, 2018

your dog incest

used to insult someone that just roasted you with the your dad lesbian comeback.
an excellent counter attack that might save your life

guy: your dad lesbian
me: no your dog incest lmao

guy: oh fucc *commits suicide*

your dog incest by saltysoldierr March 14, 2018