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Too young for that shit 

Once a person feels the need to avoid a certain event which contains mature content and the likes, such as pornographic and erotics, they have the option to use this excuse. But basically it can be used for anything which the person is too young for, even if they are not young in age.
Person 1: Hey man, wanna watch that erotic movie later at my house?
Person 2: Nah man, I'm too young for that shit. Sorry.

Example 2

Child: Dad, please tell me what you and mom talked about earlier!
Father: Son, I'm sorry but you're too young for that (shit).

Youngshit 

A youngshit is a transgender person who transitioned medically as a child.
"Alice transitioned as a kid, what a youngshit."
Youngshit by GnotaGnome24 July 18, 2021

youngshit 

a transgender person who started transitioning as a teen, before the age of 20, which sometimes gives them immense advantages for passing. the opposite of "oldshit". both are common terms on the /lgbt/ board of 4chan
those fucking youngshits are lucky they could get HRT so early, meanwhile I'm a fucking oldshit hon coping (and seething) with hair loss and stuck in eternal boymode
Word of the Day on May 8, 2024

youngshit 

a neurodivergent person who was diagnosed at a really young age (usually before teen years)
i'm a youngshit autist, i was diagnosed when i was three
youngshit by jahlilbeatshollaatme September 17, 2022
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