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how you holding? 

“Hey, how you holding?”

“Mom said you were sick. You holding?”
how you holding? by barkbork December 23, 2021

You're Holding It Wrong 

1. Steve Job's joke of an excuse when customers complained about loosing reception on their new iPhone 4 mobile devices, a problem that occasionally occurs from gripping the phone in the left hand corner and thus shorting out the outer antenna band.

2. A condescending cop-out response from a person way too smug and hipster to admit there could be a problem, no matter how small it could be.

3. A sarcastic response one might joke to a friend when they can't get something to work.

4. An corporation's attempt at consumer socialism.
Friend 1: "Ah man, my phone dropped another call. What is this BS!"

Friend 2: "You're Holding It Wrong."

you are holding more than $5,000 which can be stolen by other players. visit an atm to 'bank' your cash and keep it safe. you can use 'banked' cash for most legitimate purchases. 

you completed a job on gta, congrats.
you are holding more than $5,000 which can be stolen by other players. visit an atm to 'bank' your cash and keep it safe. you can use 'banked' cash for most legitimate purchases.

You Were Holding Your Member 

A polite way of intimating that someone is being a wanker, or did something that constitutes wanking.
"You were holding your member when you wrote this, weren't you?"

You're not holding me accountable by doing this

And it's pathetic that people can just invoke accountability as a concept to get you do this.
Hym "You're not holding me accountable by doing this. You are trying to swap MY life with JAMHAL'S life because you mistook him for me. Got raped. And then when you found out is was not me he said 'We HE'S EVIL! Look at his emails I boke into! Look at the urban dictionary posts that didn't go through! He's trying to get people to kill kids!' But Jamhal and the rest of you know EXACTLY WHAT I WANT (Someone to talk to me directly but what is clearly happening TO me)... And you are stopping THAT and not the kid killing and the kid killing is happening naturally and it's happening because of shit like this."

I'm not holding on to you. I've got my entire knee.

I see you’re bored. You are so bored that you even look for meaningless phrases.
Tim: I’m bored. I’ll search “ I'm not holding on to you. I've got my entire knee.“.
Robert: What?
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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