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Happy Holidays You Bastards 

An act of defiance, to not come home for christmas because of ongoing conflict with your family. This conflict can be past or present.
(Incoming call from your brother back home)...Gabe you should really come back home with the family for the holidays this year.

Gabe: Happy Holidays You Bastards!!!!
Happy Holidays You Bastards by E-bag December 23, 2009

Oh,my God!You killed Kenny!You bastard! 

Stan and Kyle use to say this when Kenny gets killed..not so often after season 5,they kinda realise that it happens all the times..
Kenny gets killed by someone.
Stan:oh,my God!You killed Kenny!
Kyle:You bastard!

Then Kennys dead body is attacked by 3 or 4 rats :)

You Bastard channel 

The Lifetime channel on television. Called this because most movies shown are about women who are treated wrongly by men.
My mom watched the You Bastard channel all night last night
You Bastard channel by Ibi Daby June 18, 2009

You Bastard

A term that Indian people frequently use when something you are in a more favorable situation than they are.
Nev: I have FIVE more classes until Spring break.
Jon: Really? All my classes are canceled tomorrow.
Nev: You bastard.

You Bastard by awaka April 11, 2009

You Bastard Guy 

One who consistently, and with explicit malice, consumes one's nilla wafers.
You ate my nilla wafers, you bastard guy.
You Bastard Guy by Waffalova January 29, 2009

OMG you killed Kenny! You bastard 

Definition You say it whenever Kenny dies in a episode so every episode or if you see someone named Kenny die
“Someone named Kenny gets shot” OMG you killed Kenny! YOU BASTARD
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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