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You Turkey 

Being wild or crazy. (Wild turkey).
Yo I just killed someone!
Damn man you Turkey!!
You Turkey by FinnaMyGerber June 24, 2016
Words you can keep

You a Turkey 

the person calling you a turkey is basically saying you a bitch , go getcho lick back.
jamal: Yo mom fat ash dickhead.

James: ….

Dashawn: You a turkey youngboul , personally i wouldn’t go for that , i’d slap em.
You a Turkey by PhillyslangBox April 6, 2022

have you seen my turkey? 

v. To pull out your cock in public and wave it at people asking "have you seen my turkey?", gobble, gobble, gobble.
Try pulling out your dick and public and wave it around and say "gobble, gobble, gobble"

what do you think about Turkey? 

What do you think about Turkey and Turkish people?
what do you think about Turkey?

Carve you open like a turkey 

When dat puss so tight you just carve it open like a turkey
Yo, girl, imma carve you open like a turkey so I can eat Thanksgiving dinner

you can't unfuck the christmas turkey 

Another way of saying you cant undo something that's already been done. Can be said in a joke like way
You can't unloose the game you know, just like you can't unfuck the christmas turkey

Here you go turkeys

Kyle: Here you go turkeys
*moons them*
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Omg, the ramifications!”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
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