You Tit 

When you can't think of a good comeback this is it. In BadlyDrawnMCR this is Frank Iero's comeback to everything and I love it

"Jurad u tit, meh Nat tah pikal"
(Gerard you tit, me not the pickle.)

You Tit by The Holy Emo Quartet <3 August 14, 2018

are you titting me 

when you run out of funny shit to say when something happens, so you just say this

mark: dude, stacey just fucked your cousin!
chad: are you TITTING me?!?
mark: heh never heard that before lol nice

are you titting me by LonnieLmao January 24, 2018

You Tits 

Not big

How big are you tits?

You Tits by Koolkat69420 June 25, 2018

Dont get you're tits in a twist 

When you get pissed at something and your freind decide to say dont get you're tits in a twist

Person 1: fortnite is the best game
Person 2: (angry noises)
Person 1: dont get you're tits in a twist its just a joke

Dont get you're tits in a twist by Open door my drilla May 31, 2021

I'm just pissing on you're tits

Usually followed by a joke or an untruth to show you were just kidding; it's kind of like saying "I'm just yanking you're chain"

Guy 1: "Hey man, you're girlfriend gave me head last night"

Guy 2: "What?! Are you serious?!"

Guy 1: "Nah, I'm just pissing on you're tits haha"

I'm just pissing on you're tits by Ry'and'seabass July 31, 2010

calm you're tits 

When a person have their pms you tell them to calm youre tits to make sure it's all good. It's the cock blocker of periods.

Hey franco calm you're tits. Says Carlos

calm you're tits by Franco The Carriedo April 8, 2012

I will punch you in the tits 

A phrase commonly used in the Mid-Atlantic bar scene to ward off mother hens trying to cock block.

Fat Chick: "No, Kerri, we need to go!"

Bar Patron: "Woman, I will punch you in the tits!"

I will punch you in the tits by TomKVideo December 29, 2008