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Bully Yoshi Day 

a day to bully Yoshi🌸#4710 . He is found in .gg/kpopempire . everyday is bully yoshi day tbh
"What day is it today?"
"It's Bully Yoshi Day."
Bully Yoshi Day by rosiepowsie April 28, 2022

Yoshi The Dubstepasaurus

Originally known as 'Yoshi' from the children's series 'Mario', 'Yoshi The Dubstepasaurus' is a gangster-turned-unicorn dinosaur-turtle hybrid on methamphetamine.

Yoshi The Dubstepasaurus currently resides in Australia, living the high life with his biker and gangster friends, listening to dubstep music in the park. Yoshi The Dubstepasaurus sightings have been commonly reported at a private school in Victoria, Australia. You can summon Yoshi The Dubstepasaurus in your bedroom by jumping up and down three times and stating the phrase, "lick me, daddy".

Rumors speculate that Yoshi The Dubstepasaurus was the initial cause of 9/11, but this is yet to be confirmed. Some say that Yoshi The Dubstepasaurus owns a YouTube account under the pseudonym, "Yoshi The Dubstepasaurus". He has some pretty cool content so go and check him out.
Person 1: Hey, guess what?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: I last night I summoned Yoshi The Dubstepasaurus in my bedroom! He bought pizza and chips and we got high as fuck and played Super Mario 64 all night long!
Person 2: Damn, that kid is a legend

Person 1: I'll say!

yoshi the dino

A dinosaur that wishes he was dead because every fucking day when Mario sees him, Mario jumps on yoshi and fucking punches his neck when he wants to feed yoshi. Yoshi thinks he is a slave, Yoshi thinks Mario is a fuck boy because he keeps jumping on him. Yoshi likes it when Mario abandons him and jumps off him above a void, causing him to die. But then ten fucking seconds later Mario is back on Yoshi choking him to feed him once more
Yoshi The Dino: “man I wish I was fucking dead”

Mario:*creeps up behind yoshi and whispers into his ear*

Mario: “you know what Time it is yoshi.....”

Yoshi: “fuck my life”

Mario: “Gladly”

Dangit Yoshi Combo 

A combo performed in super smash brothers Brawl in which Yoshi does the following to his opponent.

Bair-ftilt-utilt-uair-uair-egg throw-egg throw-egg throw

Other variations also exist.

Oh snap Jeremy just did a dangit yoshi combo on dangit yoshi!

double yoshi exploshi 

Dank exploding yoshis. Just Google it
Wooshi it's a double Yoshi exploshi!!!!!!

Dipshit NarNar Yoshi 

when someone makes yoshi noises and its pissing you off
stop being a dipshit narnar yoshi