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Goonicorn 

A midget who streams elite in a unicorn costume and honks at the star systems he passes through.
DJTruthsayer is a Goonicorn.
Goonicorn by Mavia February 5, 2017

Goonicorn 

Having excessive consumption of goon or 'cask wine' for you fancy folk, on a regular basis, makes you a Goonicorn.
The diet of the infamous goonicorn legend makes it hunted for it's shimmering coat of duck fur and oil.
Goonicorn by Richo2d3 November 14, 2011

Poonicorn 

I mythical female creature who's hot, horny, smart, successful, can fix your car, who's into all the geeky shit that you're into like video games and Star Wars. Basically, your dream girl.
"Man, I saw my poonicorn at the halloween party last night she was dressed in the hottest Cheetara costume. Too bad I didn't have the balls to introduce myself to her"
Poonicorn by King Benny February 25, 2009

Goonicorn 

A one of a kind Unicorn that travels through the expanses of space honking at systems before moving on to the next one, The whole purpose of the Honk is to find a partner to mate with. Little does the Goonicorn know that he is the only one, so he is destined to travel the whole universe alone. This whole journey is broadcast live on the internet for us all to see
Is it a goose unicorn or a unicorn goose? Neither its the Goonicorn
Goonicorn by Khuby February 5, 2017

Poonicorns

A group of fantastical females. Ladies with a certain style and whimsy that congregate for nights on the town and sleepover parties.
Tonight, us poonicorns are going to drink some mai tais and saddle up our bikes to ride to an art party on the other side of town.
Poonicorns by Lindsey Gice October 20, 2007
A rare mystical creature claimed to be fictional but highly sought after.

Similar to "unicorn", but used instead when two or more are joined in a friendship quest to find the mystical creature.
Mersades and Mike declared they would set out on a friendship journey to find the Yewnicorn.

The discovery of the yewnicorn would be a testament to friendships everywhere!
Yewnicorn by Somethingdevine November 7, 2012
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
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