Yoonicorn

(n.): a blonde, high-pitched, yet lovable Asian.

Yoon Hoo Lee is a Yoonicorn

by adoringroommatetwins June 9, 2011

Goonicorn

A midget who streams elite in a unicorn costume and honks at the star systems he passes through.

DJTruthsayer is a Goonicorn.

by Mavia February 5, 2017

Goonicorn

Having excessive consumption of goon or 'cask wine' for you fancy folk, on a regular basis, makes you a Goonicorn.

The diet of the infamous goonicorn legend makes it hunted for it's shimmering coat of duck fur and oil.

by Richo2d3 November 14, 2011

Poonicorn

I mythical female creature who's hot, horny, smart, successful, can fix your car, who's into all the geeky shit that you're into like video games and Star Wars. Basically, your dream girl.

"Man, I saw my poonicorn at the halloween party last night she was dressed in the hottest Cheetara costume. Too bad I didn't have the balls to introduce myself to her"

by King Benny February 25, 2009

Goonicorn

A one of a kind Unicorn that travels through the expanses of space honking at systems before moving on to the next one, The whole purpose of the Honk is to find a partner to mate with. Little does the Goonicorn know that he is the only one, so he is destined to travel the whole universe alone. This whole journey is broadcast live on the internet for us all to see

Is it a goose unicorn or a unicorn goose? Neither its the Goonicorn

by Khuby February 5, 2017

Poonicorns

A group of fantastical females. Ladies with a certain style and whimsy that congregate for nights on the town and sleepover parties.

Tonight, us poonicorns are going to drink some mai tais and saddle up our bikes to ride to an art party on the other side of town.

by Lindsey Gice October 20, 2007

Yewnicorn

A rare mystical creature claimed to be fictional but highly sought after.

Similar to "unicorn", but used instead when two or more are joined in a friendship quest to find the mystical creature.

Mersades and Mike declared they would set out on a friendship journey to find the Yewnicorn.

The discovery of the yewnicorn would be a testament to friendships everywhere!

by Somethingdevine November 7, 2012