Roonicorn aka ROO is the cutest little tabby cat in the WORLD! Snuggly, until he doesn’t get his fav nom noms... then he will eat a bitches ankles, like jerky!
This mythical creature was originally a half breed of a unicorn and a racoon and bread for its mystical powers and fantastic climbing ablilities.Originally found in a land called Qualicum beach by a young geographer named Patrick Hooney,this creature has a horn that sticks from the middle of its head and a white tuft of hair in the middle of its chest.
Meaning: a rare breed of unicorn found in extreme rainbow climates, over thousands of years they have mutated to become multi-coloured and from their bright and beautiful coats they can mate with all breeds of unicorn and carry a litter of up to 10 rainipuppys
I mythical female creature who's hot, horny, smart, successful, can fix your car, who's into all the geeky shit that you're into like video games and Star Wars. Basically, your dream girl.
"Man, I saw my poonicorn at the halloween party last night she was dressed in the hottest Cheetara costume. Too bad I didn't have the balls to introduce myself to her"
A Robert Pattinson-inspired orgasm. Originated by taking the term "unicorn", which is used in the popular Twilight-based fanfic "Wide Awake" to mean orgasm, combined with Rob's name.