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Yolance is a fucking arse hole who sucks every dick just because. She tries to hook up with people but all she’s doing is causing an awkward situation, she only gets those virgin nerds who would die to get their virginity stolen from them.
Yolance is ugly
Yolance by Jadksaihda June 4, 2019
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Yolande is a beautiful , sexy , and intellent person . she is easy for any man to fall in love with but she is a person who doesnt fall inlove easy and is a person who hardly trust, but when she does , dont screw it up . she is very loyal and and caring . she is lovable every where she goes and very talented , she is great in sports and very amazing , she as friends every where she goes .
Yolande is so beautiful and awesome
Yolande by Tedesha May 29, 2018
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An up and down romance. Very rocky and unsteady romance like a yo-yo.
Man, Sydney and Ron’s relationship is a total yomance. This morning they hated each other fighting, now they’re shopping for engagement rings.

Selena and Justin Bieber? Perfect example of a yomance... more on-and-off than anyone.

Nah, we are nothing serious. It’s a yomance, nothing too consistent.
Yomance by Koumba July 21, 2018
Yohance means God's Gift and is of African Decent
i swear Yohance is from Heaven.
yohance by !-/ February 22, 2017
A gift from the gods and is of canadian decent
Yohance is a true hero
Yohance by imtroubleman May 22, 2019
Someone who loves playing video games, and has a huge penis. He is really sexy and cute and can get mad really fast. Yohance is the best boyfriend you can have, he cooks for you and all. He also is a gentleman and if he doesnt like you then you must did something he didnt like.
Yohance is awesome
Yohance by Kduck123 June 5, 2019

Yolanieli 

Yolanieli is an FT (football twitter) account that tweets Arsenal deppression tweets, as well as uses Twitter as if its Instagram, statpadding followers with daily photos. Her photographer is also probably an award winner, because all her photos are in 8k. Nonces like UtdTrey , McSaucee and Cfc_raf simp her every day
Yolanieli: Here are photos of me playing football

UtdTrey: I love you queen, feed my kids
Yolanieli by McSaucee December 6, 2020
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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