Definitions by Koumba

Doody-free 

A self-inflicted state of constipation, usually caused by embarrassment.

1) Since Rose moved in with her boyfriend, she’s been doody-free.
2) Sydney took one look at the communal bathroom in the dorm and has been doody-free since.

Doody-free by Koumba July 28, 2018

Ban 

A burn-tan. When you are so white that the only chance you have of getting tan is by burning first. Then your burn will fade into a ban.

Alexa’s ban gave her the color she needed before her formal. And her burn didn’t even last for that long!

Mark and his friends were chilling on the beach laying in the sun. They were tanning but Mark’s skin was so fair he was banning.

Ban by Koumba July 28, 2018

Yomance 

An up and down romance. Very rocky and unsteady romance like a yo-yo.

Man, Sydney and Ron’s relationship is a total yomance. This morning they hated each other fighting, now they’re shopping for engagement rings.

Selena and Justin Bieber? Perfect example of a yomance... more on-and-off than anyone.

Nah, we are nothing serious. It’s a yomance, nothing too consistent.

Yomance by Koumba July 21, 2018