Yobstacle 

rude loutish person who blocks one's way or prevents or hinders progress

noun

Yob + Obstacle
Yob UK slang - thuggish young male or Yobbo Australian slang - obnoxious, loud, ill-mannered Australian

"It took ages to disembark because a yobstacle made a fuss about not being able to find his duty free bags".

Yobstacle by Brisliz May 27, 2013

Obstacle Corpse

What the only survivor in a mass grave must go through to escape..

Opening his eyes in a blood soaked haze, Ben deftly side stepped multiple dead bodies as he weaved through an Obstacle Corpse, as the only survivor...

Obstacle Corpse by Clifhanger April 11, 2017

Obstacle Course-it 

when there is alot of things or people in the way you have move around them, go over things or under things.

person one: How do I get through there if all this stuff in my way
Person two: Dude I guess your going to have to obstacle couse-it
or
Your mom: How do you get to your bed with all this mess in your room
You: I obstacle course-it

Obstacle Course-it by RustyPixie8808 May 21, 2008

Nobstacle 

A person who is/or acts like a nob and persistently gets in one's way

Nobstacle: He knew I was late for a million things, but continued flapping his gums because he's obviously the only one that 'life' happened to.

Nobstacle by the-city-winkle March 18, 2016

jobstacle 

A mixture of job and obstacle, which are usually required to be completed before one leaves the house.
Most commonly used jobstacles:
1. Clean your room.
2. Feed the dog.

Zerah: Yaye, another day to gorge on frozen coke, unobstructed by --

Mother: Zar! Clean your room first!
Zerah: Damn jobstacles.

jobstacle by Kontemptuous July 15, 2009

obstacle illusion 

An obstruction, hindrance or problem that is strictly an illusion or figment of one's imagination.

Nah, that's just an obstacle illusion. It's another Floridian in a Grand Marquis on the berm.

obstacle illusion by nothin but nachos September 1, 2010

Nobstacle 

A person is a idiot who keeps getting in your way like a obstacle

get out of my way you nobstacle

Nobstacle by mrhappybond2 October 3, 2012