means "You can bet money on that", showing that you are 100 percent agree with what another one has just said, and you think what he/she had said is true.
a player: We will beat xxx(another team) next time!
coach: you bet!
Said when one is 100% for the cause, even if the cause is unknown. Also said to make the leader feel they have a persons 100% trust, even if not entirely true.
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.