A "Yellowtard" is an extremely fanatic supporter of the Partido Liberal (Liberal Party), a corrupt, Left-leaning political party in the Philippines. Yellowtard is a combination of the words "yellow" (Partido Liberal's party color) & "tard" (Retard)
Why do you keep voting for that Partido Liberal candidate? Can't you see she has a history of corruption? You're such a Yellowtard
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'