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The yeast dough theory 

The yeast dough theory
says, that women are better suited to bouldering than men, because they can do splits like a yeast dough .
You can pull apart a yeast dough and if you make a slit in it, it will rises better.
I am a supporter of the yeast dough theory.

Yeast depression 

When you don’t get laid because of your yeast infection.
Chloe: Why does Sierra look so sad?
Max: Oh, she didn’t get some dick because of a yeast infection.

Chloe: Aww poor girl, she’s having another yeast depression.
Yeast depression by UnevenSleeves7 December 31, 2018

Yeasty D's 

Lets go to Yeasty D's and get a thirsty McMilfin up out of there.
Yeasty D's by ThePaintingPolak December 14, 2020

Yummy Yeast Discs 

"Hey stevie I just ate a full bowl of yummy yeast discs"

"You mean pancakes? "
Yummy Yeast Discs by Knee-Lover August 11, 2018

Yeast dick 

When you get the flu and can't shower for a month straight, your dick gets dirty and yeast-infested
Jeff take a fucking shower, you got yeast dick
Yeast dick by Phaggotwithahardr September 12, 2017

Yeast dungeon 

The yeast dungeon was particularly pungent this year
Yeast dungeon by Psychickita April 6, 2022