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Yearming 

The act of feltching, or sucking the lubey shitty cummy substance out of someone's rectum after hard anal sexual intercourse, with a straw.
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"Oh man...good thing I had an old slurpee cup beside the bed last night cuz I started yearming that bitch when I was done fucking her. She wanted me to yearm her all night long."
Yearming by The Kiddo January 14, 2009
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Yearming 

"im yearming to that picture right now."
Yearming by appyhorse121 December 27, 2023

lovers yearning 

A longing between two people in love with each other. The overwhelming urge to hear, touch, or see one another. An emotional and/or physical desire to be with the one you love.
She exhibits a lovers yearning towards him.
He and she have a lovers yearning for each other.
lovers yearning by Kaiti-ness November 21, 2007

Lesbian yearning 

Is when a lesbian craves a girl so deeply that she would do anything for her
Ex: Ellie Chu is lesbian yearning for Aster Flores
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urn yearning 

An office game involving industrial kettles and masturbation. The aim of the game is to enter the office kitchen when no one's about and nut one out into the giant kettle, or urn, which dispenses boiling water for tasty warm beverages, without getting caught.

If you succeed, you gain the satisfaction of knowing people are supping on your jizz, and the respect of your co-workers who are also in on the game. If you fail, you are probably fired.
Jones: Why are you clearing your desk?
Gorman: I got caught urn yearning again.
Jones: I didn't. Enjoy your coffee poindexter.
urn yearning by Filth Wizard May 20, 2008

yearning 

A heartfelt and painful longing for something or someone.
Her yearning for her dead husband brought her to the verge of tears.
yearning by rar January 22, 2004
Mother saying to complaining child to stop yarming
Yarming by Jd2000 August 16, 2020
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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