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Wig Yarns 

A person under the influence of methamphetamine telling stories with little to no actual facts or truth
Example story 'Susan was walking one minute and dropped dead the next' - when in actual fact Susan was very much alive and healthy

"That sounds like a wig yarns"

"You've been up too many days go to sleep and stop talking wig yarns"
Wig Yarns by Jademareebaby September 30, 2019
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Less yarns, more garns 

To have less pointless conversations and do more action. Derives from Australian slang word yarn and garn.
A: I’m sick of not seeing any results. I have so many ideas but skip on so many opportunities.

B: Come on bud, all I see is you spinning yarns about it. Less yarns, more garns please!
A: Should I try to work out a plan?
B: yeh garn.

Burn a yarn 

"I'm going outside to burn a yarn"
Burn a yarn by Dutch808 January 18, 2023

Yarndling 

Ancient craft carried out around the world, often using gloves called chorns. Nowadays, yarndling attracts a fair amount of attention, especially in the summer months, and it is not unusual for tourists to travel to those areas where yarndling is still performed. Since 1938, the British Isles Yarndling Association (patron: Prince Charles) has overseen all competitive threading activities.
The results of the threading competition had been posted in the East Grinstead Community Centre and Graham was pleased that his yarndling exploits had earned him second place, despite the rusty bevelling on his cotter pins.
Yarndling by Cod Michael May 14, 2020

Yaroslav 

the most handsome and adorable guy you could ever meet. has a very sweet personality and all boys&girls are in love with him. if u had a chance to meet him irl YOU ARE LUCKY
he’ so sexy, I bet his name is Yaroslav
She has a fine yansh
Yansh by OrangeCountyFTW July 13, 2022