Youd

A type of curse, where everything goes badly, is a negative force

The team are playing so badly, they must be suffering with the Youd curse

Youd by MZ85 January 10, 2026

hey youd 

Being told to do something right before it needs to be done because your boss or whoever dropped the ball on it or it just came up.

Can also be used when asking for directions or anything in which you pick out a random person to ask for something.

I'm not gonna be able to go out tonight cuz Mr Lombardy hey youd me to finish the TPS reports.

Biff: Where the fuck is that Indian restaurant?
Fred: I dunno, lets go hey you that that Indian dude over there.

hey youd by Gamblar December 10, 2006

you'd like to be 

the correct comeback when one male, in anger, yells out to another male, "UP YOUR ASS!"

BILL: (thinking he has the cutting remark to win the heated argument) UP YOUR ASS, CUNT!
OWEN: (knowing he has now won the argument) YEAH, YOU'D LIKE TO BE!

you'd like to be by yorrick hunt January 16, 2008

www.youdontknowwhoiam.org 

A site which plays an 'un-closable' trojan with a looping flash of "you are an idiot". The web page has been changed to youareanidiot.org but doesn't contain a Trojan.

"me and Kevin opened www.youdontknowwhoiam.org at school"
"Kevin couldn't close it"
"I escaped while Kevin got his ass shouted at by a teacher"
"i never saw Kevin ever again"

www.youdontknowwhoiam.org by PcRehan June 29, 2016

You'd like that, wouldn't you?

A response when someone uses the insult "Suck my dick, my balls etc."

person 1: I hate singing!
person 2: Cause you can't sing.
person 1: Suck my dick.
person 2: You'd like that, wouldn't you?

You'd like that, wouldn't you? by elmacko April 28, 2011

YouDouche 

The comment to leave on someone's YouTube video if they have made a video of themselves criticizing someone poorly and unfairly with no real point or merit.

If the person in the video says something like this;

"I hate (blank) everybody thinks (blank) is so great, but (blank) are a bunch of sell outs and liars. I heard that (blank) did this and (blank) did that and the sooner people realize (blank) sucks then the world would be a better place. Make sure you comment and share this video with all your friends so everyone can hear my opinion about (blank)."

Then simply comment

YouDouche

YouDouche by EJONE86 April 27, 2009

Youdeowei

A skatty looking girl, usually with lots of make up and blonde hair, but more recently has been known to have brown hair. Not the sort of girl you would bring back to your mother.

Originated in Nottingham University, but has spread to others now.

T: Oh my god! Have you seen Tiffany recently? She is looking fitttttt

E: Nah man - that girl is such a youdeowei - don't go there

Youdeowei by Timboland May 29, 2011