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You idiot, innocent fool -- particularly a teenager. Scots origin Glasgow urban slag 

Hey! You idiot, innocent fool -- particularly a teenager.

Scots origin Glasgow urban slag is the definition of YouTube!
You idiot, innocent fool -- particularly a teenager. Scots origin Glasgow urban slag You idiot, innocent fool -- particularly a teenager. Scots origin Glasgow urban slag

fucking mug you idiot. We are going to come to your house and kill you if you do not get the fucking 

urban dictionary: "Get the fucking mug you idiot. We are going to come to your house and kill you if you do not get the fucking mug."
someone: "okay okay stop"

Turn your lights on you idiot 

What you say to yourself when you see someone driving with their headlights off at night.

These people seem to not have a clue that the street in front of them is dark. The most likely causes of this idiocy are car gauges are automatically illuminated even with the headlight switch off making one think that their lights are on...or one thinks they have their switch on auto headlights when it is not.
Turn your lights on you idiot before you kill someone!!

stop you idiot 

means when an man with 0 IQ Tries to do Something Bad To or Did Something To Somebody Or Something else.

Or Somebody who is Stupid
Stop You Idiot You Aren't Gonna Eat My Girlfriend
stop you idiot by Hardrum March 28, 2022

G'day G'day you idiot 

The town's goody good newspaper man says this to my friends
G'day G'day you idiot said the short annoying newspaper man

go away only you yes you idiot can of chicken eazy antimony-121 chicken runner prize tellurium-127 new assassin dog pug pug pug you 

a diamond made from iodine-126, netherite and xenon-131. often mistaken as telling someone to go away.
bro: I found something. Bro2: what? bro: go away only you yes you idiot can of chicken eazy antimony-121 chicken runner prize tellurium-127 new assassin dog pug pug pug you
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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