YIDL

Yes I do lift. Response to «Do you even lift?»

Q: DYEL?
A: YIDL.

by name used whatever February 23, 2013

Yidlock

A traffic jam that occurs just prior to a Jewish holiday.

We were late for the Passover Seder because we got caught in yidlock on the 405.

by Moishe Tannenbaum September 1, 2012

yidlife crisis

The Jewish struggle of identity that we battle between each other and within ourselves. It's a struggle as old as that between God and Jonah, Abraham and Moses, Hillel and Shammai, Jiggin and Schumacher, and now Elman and Batalion.

My mother and I had a YidLife Crisis when she saw me eat a Lifesaver while fasting on Yom Kippur. My argument was that it was medical because my breath smelled like gedempte. Besides, I didn't enjoy it because it came from the bottom of my pocketbook and was covered in schmutz. It was grey!

by riverharkness10 September 4, 2016

yidlock

When your get stuck in stand still traffic because there are too many jews on the road

Everytime I drive through Boropark, I get caught in Yidlock

by Marco P February 27, 2005

yidlock

when a group of jews crowd around the food at a family or social gathering, making it hard to get through. See gridlock

Wow, Rachel, these bagels are really causing yidlock here

by sayy what?! December 8, 2007

yidla

A small homeless midget

when your wallet match's your size "yidla"

by MIM2Y April 8, 2022