Shmahazal – A word invented by Ashkenazi Jews, directly translated as “bad luck” but really used to mean “too much.” It describes chaotic, messy, or overbearing situations or behavior. Often said sarcastically, with an exaggerated American accent switch mid-sentence for comedic effect. The “-al” ending gives it that signature Americanized-Yiddish edge.
American Guy: “Thanks for comin over baby..you got me all excited. Think you can help me out?”
Girl: “Get your shmahazal out of my face! Maybe I’ll come back when you gain a few centimeters.”
Girl: “Get your shmahazal out of my face! Maybe I’ll come back when you gain a few centimeters.”
by Jackity_Ackity June 07, 2025