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Y.O.D.A (or YODA) is the nihilists' YOLO and an acronym for "You'll Only Die Anyway." To YOLO positivists, finite time compels them to occupy themselves with activities which bring meaning to their lives. The fact that "you only live once" brings significance to those actions. To YODA nihilists, that finite time in fact negates the significance of such activities, as the human condition has no value.
Y.O.L.O positivist: "I think I'll work on my novel today."
Y.O.D.A nihilist: "Why? You aren't going to care when you're dead."
Y.O.D.A convert: "I guess you're right. Let's get wasted."
Y.O.D.A by Tanksilver25 August 28, 2013
Y.O.D.A by FiggaShrigga March 16, 2019

Y.O.D.A. S.A.P 

You Only Do Anal
Suck A Penis

A catchy and effective phrase
Great for a comeback.

Can be used in any context you like
Bob: Hey Builder you suck at maths!
Builder: go Suck a penis

Bob: Hey Builder you're gay
Builder: Y.O.D.A. S.A.P !!!
Y.O.D.A. S.A.P by DBLXY September 18, 2012

L.M.R.Y.D.A.L.M.C.O.Y.D 

Let me ride yo dick and let me cum on yo dick
are you gone L.M.R.Y.D.A.L.M.C.O.Y.D ?

A.Y.D.O.J.S.W.D.I.G.Y.T.R.T.I.Y.O.O. 

stands for are you deaf or just stupid when did i give you the right to issue your own orders
Scaramouche: are you deaf or just stupid when did i give you the right to issue your own orders

Fatui: shut the fuck up he just said A.Y.D.O.J.S.W.D.I.G.Y.T.R.T.I.Y.O.O.

T p a y o d 

When you're so bored literally at life that you type the search bar "type any word" without every other letter.
School's boring, time to type "t p a y o d"! Let's see what comes up!
T p a y o d by Skinnypenis469 November 10, 2020