yoda 

The most powerful Jedi to ever grace the order. His wisdom and knowledge of the force was unmatched. His skills with the lightsaber was only equaled by the strength of his force lightning. Trainer of Darth Tyrannus and Luke Skywalker

900 years old...and still fuck you up I can.

yoda by tt March 6, 2003

yoda 

A pimp, little green, creature who kicks everyone's ass in Star Wars. He was almost 900 years old when he died.

Yoda walked in with a cane, but all of the sudden he was flyin' off of walls, kickin Count Dooko's evil little hiene.

yoda by jakrel June 2, 2005

yoda 

Another way of greeting someone within the ghetto it mainly means "Hi or Wats upp ! ". This Word is used mainly in Florida but mostly in the south side (Broward,Miami,keys)

yoda myy nigga !

yoda by floridaian954 December 3, 2010

yoda 

Small, green, and wrinkled master pimp. Can usually be seen holding a pimp cane and sporting his MacDaddy robe.

Pimp'n hos Yoda be.

yoda by a n j 0 o July 27, 2003

yoda 

A way of speaking where the words are out of order in a sentence. And occasionally adding a gurgly "hmmm"

Soup of chicken, I must have. Hmmmm

yoda by Dmorg November 17, 2003

yoda 

Along with R2-D2, quite possibly the only character who was cool in both Episodes I-III and Episodes IV-VI. Thus, one of the only things George Lucas didn't fuck up in the second Star Wars trilogy.

A: Did you see Yoda go berserk in Episode III?
B: Yeah, but did you see what they did to Darth Vader? All the way from badass to emo loser...oh, my poor childhood...

yoda by Alfred F. April 30, 2007

Yoda 

Drug Addict

Infamous ketamine addict and serial killer. He was known for running his enemies over in his 2001 Honda Civic, and for stealing other people's ketamine.

Addictions: Ketamine
Location: Yoda's Hut, Jedi Temple
Vehicle: 2001 Honda Civic DX 4-Door Sedan
Weapons: Lightsaber, 2001 Honda Civic DX 4-Door Sedan

A man identified as Yoda has been apprehended for 6 counts of vehicular manslaughter and for possession 5kg of ketamine.

Yoda by Yuri Taurded December 9, 2020