A robotic pirate of cyberspace. With his beard in one hand and his wiimote in the other, Xury is most definitely cooler than the coolest person you know. He is often accused of being a high school girl due to his scent, as high school girls often rub their scent on him. Xury'z are characterized by their extreme personality and love for sins of the flesh. He is most likely the reason for your virginity.
Jesse: Woah! Did you see that kid on the skateboard?!
Wayne Brady: Yeah I did, ya little fucker. Total Xury.
Frankie Muniz: Jeezy Creezy, Xury! How on earth did you build a sand castle that big?!?
Xury: Shut up, faggot. *SLAP* I do it the vander way.
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.