A robotic pirate of cyberspace. With his beard in one hand and his wiimote in the other, Xury is most definitely cooler than the coolest person you know. He is often accused of being a high school girl due to his scent, as high school girls often rub their scent on him. Xury'z are characterized by their extreme personality and love for sins of the flesh. He is most likely the reason for your virginity.
Jesse: Woah! Did you see that kid on the skateboard?!
Wayne Brady: Yeah I did, ya little fucker. Total Xury.
Frankie Muniz: Jeezy Creezy, Xury! How on earth did you build a sand castle that big?!?
Xury: Shut up, faggot. *SLAP* I do it the vander way.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'