Putting your penis inbetween a drawer or cabinet and slamming it as hard as you physically can, causing it to become swollen. The goal is to play this with a friend, slamming each others penises in the door. Whoever quits first is automatically disqualified. Can be played in groups up to 5.
Me and Marcus are gonna go xooning at my parent's, wanna come?
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.