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One who PWNs, i.e. virtually ass-kicked. Commonly known to be a misspelled version of "owned", but definition is applicable.
Look at that Xobe go! He just PWNED you!!
Xobe by Emmanuel Lucipharius July 28, 2003
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An obscure but very affective means of swatting a flying insect. One uses two chopsticks to grind said flying bug into a hard surface.
Dude Xobe that bug, its starting to piss me off!
Xobe by Urban Dictionary May 10, 2003
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Xobee is the most amazing, beautiful, caring, loving, sweetest, most smartest, dumbest, meanest, and nicest girl ever. She’s very thoughtful and always reminds you of things when you forget them. She always cares about your feelings and how you are. She’s a very smart and cute girl, she’s literally the best and most amazing human being that exists. If you make her fall in love with you, she’ll always love you unconditionally forever. She’ll always be by your side and support you always, she’ll never give up on you and she will always try her best to make you happy. She’s loyal, cute, adorable, and moody at times. She’ll be your favorite person if you fall in love with her, she’ll most likely bite the person she loves and squeeze them. She’s shy, clingy, and feisty. She always wants to be around the person she loves, she always wants to spend time with her favorite person and always be with them forever. When she loves someone, she’ll always try to understand the other person and to have happy, and good moments together. She’ll always make you smile because her energy that she emits is positive and good vibes. Her smile is the most beautiful thing ever, she really is the most beautiful girl in the universe. If you fall in love with her you’ll definitely want to marry her and always be with her. She makes you wonder how you could ever be so lucky to have her, she has no flaws and she’s the most perfect girl ever. I wuv u Xobee<3
Person 1: omg I’m friends with Xobee

Person 2: oh you mean the sweet girl? She’s so cute and nice. I wish I could be friends with her

Person 1: yeah! She’s literally the best and she’s the most amazing and smartest girl in our class
xobee by XASIPMY May 7, 2021
Little plastic band that seals the bottle cap on water bottles.
I like to take the xoberg off my water bottle before drinking.
Xoberg by Nie bean December 1, 2016

XoBellaGrace 

sexiest aussie alive. El Windo sidekick
Person 1: is what XoBellaGrace??
Person 2: Yeah she’s El Windo’s sidekick
XoBellaGrace by yoursisterlovesme February 5, 2021
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