Person 1: I just got a Xiaomi Pocophone F1 for just 300 dollars!
Person 2: I bet my iPhone X is better than yours
Person 1: My phone actually has 4000 mAH battery, 6GB RAM, Liquid Cooling, Snapdragon 845, and a Headphone Jack Person 2: Whatever, I still enjoy using my iPhone Person 1: Why do you have to sell your kidney to buy a phone anyways?
Xiaodery or Henxiao is a ship from the group WayV, made with the Main Vocalist and Sub Rapper, Xiaojun and the Main Rapper, Lead Dancer, Sub Vocalist, and Visual Center, Hendery
Young overseas student in western countries from Mainland China. Normally known for wearing N95 face masks everywhere and only speaking Mandarin fluently.
A: The restaurants in Chinatown are so crowded now B: Yeah, too many xiaolius this year
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).