Xelestial 

A goblin looking bitch with nothing going on in her life. This lives-under-a-bridge chuntara dressing hoe lives off of collecting injustices she makes up in her head. She's rude, ugly, self absorbed and extremely out of touch with reality since she thinks she's some kind of "chingona badass" when really she's irrelevant wherever she goes. That's why she only attracts and hangs out with other losers and outcasts of society, they all suck lol.

Him: did you see Xelestial?
Her: who's that?
Him: exactly lol

Xelestial by La Real Chingona November 21, 2023

Celestial Ejaculate 

Usually an ejaculate of such magnificent proportions that all those in the area feel inadequate.

After some confusing talk, Jesus got frustrated with the human language and shot out through the roof like a celestial ejaculate, right onto the bosom of heaven.

Celestial Ejaculate by MightierToaster August 22, 2010

Celestial Gladiators 

An oceanic competitive event clan on warframe, boasting the dankest memes. Apparently, the warlord is a squid.

Celestial Gladiators is the best clan on warframe.

Celestial Gladiators by Khuro July 15, 2017

celestial pussy 

A pussy of the heavens, goddess like pussy, superior to unicorn pussy, a pussy of not this world!

Maria had celestial pussy, I blew my load in 2 seconds, best pussy in the world!

celestial pussy by Thecdone February 27, 2019

celestial frustration 

Similar to sexual frustration, it is that irritable feeling you get when you chase celestial events and can't satisfy or successfully complete your chase. Celestial events include shooting stars, meteor shower, fireballs, comets, Milky Way, moonsetting on the ocean or any horizon.

I'm experiencing celestial frustration that I couldn't see the moon set on the ocean. Or I am celestially frustrated...

celestial frustration by Pshay79 March 4, 2015

Celestial Hump Fuck 

A username commonly used on PC games to kill and own noobs on while making them think...

Ali "Who the Fuck is this guy? LOL"

Riley "I have no idea, but I'm embarrassed he's beating us but his username 'Celestial Hump Fuck' is so fucking epic man!."

Celestial Hump Fuck by Celestial Hump Fuck January 22, 2013

Celestiality 

The act or intended act of having sexual relations with heavenly bodies, such as planets, stars, or comets.

As a child, James would often look through his telescope hoping to find a place where he truly belonged, yet it wasn't until college when his desires became clear as he discovered he had feelings for heavenly bodies.

It became apparent to him that he was into Celestiality, whether it be a Black Hole, the tail of a Comet, or just gazing at Uranus in the night sky, James finally knew what it is he wanted.

Celestiality by Celestial Lover March 4, 2011