A goblin looking bitch with nothing going on in her life. This lives-under-a-bridge chuntara dressing hoe lives off of collecting injustices she makes up in her head. She's rude, ugly, self absorbed and extremely out of touch with reality since she thinks she's some kind of "chingona badass" when really she's irrelevant wherever she goes. That's why she only attracts and hangs out with other losers and outcasts of society, they all suck lol.
by La Real Chingona November 21, 2023
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An oceanic competitive event clan on warframe, boasting the dankest memes. Apparently, the warlord is a squid.
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I'm experiencing celestial frustration that I couldn't see the moon set on the ocean. Or I am celestially frustrated...
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As a child, James would often look through his telescope hoping to find a place where he truly belonged, yet it wasn't until college when his desires became clear as he discovered he had feelings for heavenly bodies.
It became apparent to him that he was into Celestiality, whether it be a Black Hole, the tail of a Comet, or just gazing at Uranus in the night sky, James finally knew what it is he wanted.
It became apparent to him that he was into Celestiality, whether it be a Black Hole, the tail of a Comet, or just gazing at Uranus in the night sky, James finally knew what it is he wanted.
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