Xanan
A man with a abnormally large penis
Xanan by Pappa necrophile November 22, 2021
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Xanaxplanation
When you have to make up an explanation for the night before, because you took Xanax and have no idea what you did.
Xanaxplanation by Fat Mike of NOFX June 4, 2016
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xanacula by the cricket October 15, 2008
Xanax-up
The use of prescription anxiety medication (obtained either through a doctor or from friends) when experiencing a moment of extreme panic or facing a potentially stressful situation.
Xanax-up by dr: beatnik September 1, 2013
Xanax Boat
Fat Nick: I got real smoke, Xanax boats
Won't jump the porch without my pole
Serving out the Texaco
Smokin' Pemex, Lil Mexico
Won't jump the porch without my pole
Serving out the Texaco
Smokin' Pemex, Lil Mexico
Xanax Boat by ToasterBoi420 September 30, 2019
Xanaps
Xanaps
The brief but heavy periods of sleep which commonly accompany the use of the benzodiazepine alprazolam, a.k.a. Xanax.
If you don't get much sleep at night and decide to take a little Xanax the next day to 'relax', you can expect to be taking a Xanap very shortly afterwards.
Often employed by white hats of low moral fortitude to get into the pants of unsuspecting young women. These men, incidentally, should be killed with anthrax for their utter fucktardation.
The brief but heavy periods of sleep which commonly accompany the use of the benzodiazepine alprazolam, a.k.a. Xanax.
If you don't get much sleep at night and decide to take a little Xanax the next day to 'relax', you can expect to be taking a Xanap very shortly afterwards.
Often employed by white hats of low moral fortitude to get into the pants of unsuspecting young women. These men, incidentally, should be killed with anthrax for their utter fucktardation.
Frat Boy A: Dude, what happened to those chicks we brought home from the bar?
Frat Boy B: They're still in the car taking Xanaps, you sneaky serial date rapist, you!
(high five, followed by unrequited homosexual thoughts)
Frat Boy B: They're still in the car taking Xanaps, you sneaky serial date rapist, you!
(high five, followed by unrequited homosexual thoughts)
Xanaps by Lârry Dângüs, esq. April 29, 2009
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