Skip to main content
A triple X rated version of Christmas. Often used between two or more people in a private atmosphere which include "sex-capades" employing sexually oriented gifts exchanged by the participants.
Hornier than a bag of antlers, Jack and Jill rushed home from their family xmas festivities so that they could enjoy their own XXX-mas in private where they would not have to wear clothing
XXX-mas by Allegra K Sinclair December 31, 2009
Words you can keep
When you have violent sexual relations with a Christmas tree ordimant. When it breaks you shove the pieces up your rectum. All the while Santa is jerking off watching you do this.
When the line ran out at the mall for sitting on Santa's lap, he and his elf friend had some fun xxx-mas while they waited for the children.
xxx-mas by righteousconsumption October 15, 2014
Related Words
xxx-mas by 666 July 13, 2003

XXXmas caroling 

Having sex in santa costumes while singing Xmas songs
Person 1: Do you want to go Xmas caroling with me tonight?
Person 2: No, I'm XXXmas caroling with my mother.
Person 1: Kinky! Will you shove a candy cane up her butt so she can get that high pitch note?
Person 2: Hell yeah my dude
XXXmas caroling by anonymous December 15, 2020
More from Urban Dictionary

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026
Next