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A triple X rated version of Christmas. Often used between two or more people in a private atmosphere which include "sex-capades" employing sexually oriented gifts exchanged by the participants.
Hornier than a bag of antlers, Jack and Jill rushed home from their family xmas festivities so that they could enjoy their own XXX-mas in private where they would not have to wear clothing
XXX-mas by Allegra K Sinclair December 31, 2009
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When you have violent sexual relations with a Christmas tree ordimant. When it breaks you shove the pieces up your rectum. All the while Santa is jerking off watching you do this.
When the line ran out at the mall for sitting on Santa's lap, he and his elf friend had some fun xxx-mas while they waited for the children.
xxx-mas by righteousconsumption October 15, 2014
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XXXmas caroling 

Having sex in santa costumes while singing Xmas songs
Person 1: Do you want to go Xmas caroling with me tonight?
Person 2: No, I'm XXXmas caroling with my mother.
Person 1: Kinky! Will you shove a candy cane up her butt so she can get that high pitch note?
Person 2: Hell yeah my dude
XXXmas caroling by anonymous December 15, 2020

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
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church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
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Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
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