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A triple X rated version of Christmas. Often used between two or more people in a private atmosphere which include "sex-capades" employing sexually oriented gifts exchanged by the participants.
Hornier than a bag of antlers, Jack and Jill rushed home from their family xmas festivities so that they could enjoy their own XXX-mas in private where they would not have to wear clothing
XXX-mas by Allegra K Sinclair December 31, 2009
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When you have violent sexual relations with a Christmas tree ordimant. When it breaks you shove the pieces up your rectum. All the while Santa is jerking off watching you do this.
When the line ran out at the mall for sitting on Santa's lap, he and his elf friend had some fun xxx-mas while they waited for the children.
xxx-mas by righteousconsumption October 15, 2014
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xxx-mas by 666 July 13, 2003

XXXmas caroling 

Having sex in santa costumes while singing Xmas songs
Person 1: Do you want to go Xmas caroling with me tonight?
Person 2: No, I'm XXXmas caroling with my mother.
Person 1: Kinky! Will you shove a candy cane up her butt so she can get that high pitch note?
Person 2: Hell yeah my dude
XXXmas caroling by anonymous December 15, 2020
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026