Skip to main content
An extremely hard working man that takes nothing for granted. Is very intelligent, strict but will do anything to protect the ones he loves.
-Hey, isn’t that Wyssem?
-Such an interesting name for such an interesting person!
Wyssem by Pandoraflower June 17, 2018
Words you can keep
a thug who is very funny and enjoys living the life
whats up my wissem?
wissem by urbandude786 February 26, 2011
Related Words
Wyssem wassem wissem wessem Wissemena wyseem
That nigha that thinks he's cool but gets no bitches
That dude is a wassem
wassem by TrapLordGod January 15, 2016
wassem is the sexiest guy ever, he gets all the shordies around him. Everyone gets jealous when they are around him especially Ryan.
someone: Do you know Wassem?
a girl: yess i love him so much he is sexy
wassem by sophia1121 November 22, 2019

Wissemena 

Usually a word that is made up by a wackonka meister child with swag. The boy makes up the word so that his swagstein level will increase by 43%.
"WISSEMENA!!"
"Bromanson, thats not even a real word... But its pretty swaggy like shaggy."
Wissemena by The Wackonka Meister November 29, 2011
That bitch ass nigha who think he cool but gets no bitches
That dude is a wassem
wassem by TrapLordGod January 15, 2016
The nigga that says he gets bitches but lets toppers use his vape
The topper used a vape fucking wassem
Wassem by 123010907 November 22, 2019
More from Urban Dictionary

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
Next